Why would you whisper that question
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Fandom: Mass Effect
“Grunt growled impatiently as he lifted his ass off the bed so he could yank his ding-a-ling free. He grabbed himself by the shaft, and he shouted at his unruly organ: “Stupid thing! Why do you have to be so hard all the damn time!”
His ding-a-ling had nothing to say, of course, and Grunt sighed as he let it go.”
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Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
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