May 2013
May 21st
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upgraders: It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
May 21st
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cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 
May 21st
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narfcesca: animalsasleaders: Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
May 19th
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worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
May 19th
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claydols: my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
May 19th
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royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
May 19th
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May 19th
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interswagnet: on our WWII quiz one of the questions was “how many estimated deaths came from World War II?” and i put “at least 12” and my teacher marked it correct
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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alison brie in s04e13 is killing me send help
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
May 17th
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May 17th
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the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
May 17th
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thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)
May 17th
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poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
May 17th
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May 17th
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epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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pati79: 827125: kawaiisquad: What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself? Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.
May 15th
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trillow: “i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
May 15th
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