I am Alpha and Omega.

tastefullyoffensive:

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outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

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rufustfirefly:

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felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

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picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

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earth-song:

“Wild FOX” by Milan Krasula

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ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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sofapizza:

what friends are for.

(via bespectacledorangecat)

fuckyeahcaptainhair:

Greatest Hits ~ Songs of Paris

(via gotproperdead)

thatdamnedamerican:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

(Source: ivanbraginskii, via i-aint-bovvered)

gameboycoloured:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex

(Source: trillow, via lifesuckstoomuch)