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hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
I CANT BREAHTE
Dobby is a free elf
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
(Source: brahminjuice, via boulevardofbrokencondoms)
There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
(Source: mansonyouth, via pricklylegs)
Listen to this dog
(via joannecasey:ignoramusky)
♫ and i think to myself…
let me in this damn door ♪
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
(Source: ivanbraginskii, via i-aint-bovvered)
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
(Source: trillow, via lifesuckstoomuch)